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Monday, January 5, 2009

Why I gave up dancing...


I was once on the fastrak to having a fabulous dancing career. Truly...I was brilliant. Okay, I'm full of crap. But I've always WANTED to be a brilliant dancer.

So I turn on this Superstars of Dance show. Which by the way, is awful. It's just missing the magic. That's all I can say.

But one thing I did take from this drab show was the reason I'm glad I'm NOT a dancer!!!!

CAUSE I LIKE TO EAT MORE THAN 1 CRACKER A DAY!!!

10 comments:

Sarah B. said...

Holy crap..can I say that on here..but really, HOLY CRAP. I am thin, like skinny thin but I have a good 20 lbs on that chick. Wow, disturbing....maybe she is allergic to chocolate because wow, the chocolate I eat alone would give her more meat on her body.

Alli said...

Yikes. I am sure she is a wonderful dancer, but that is not healthy looking.

Diane Davis said...

that girl DOES NOT drink white chocolate mochas!

Don said...

Is this the show Roy R is building sets for?

Brazenlilly said...

So, wait...that's NOT a picture of YOU? I'm so thrown.

And just to show I have your back, ladies and gentlemen, I saw Kristi dance in a chaste little number called "Tom, Harry or Dick" and the girl has some serious tap chops.

World of Wright said...

I had such high hopes for that show but Josh and I were board to tears.
I'll just have to wait for So You Think You Can Dance to return.

Rick said...

My guideline is this: Any TV show that has the word "dance" in any of its forms will not be on my viewing list.

Kristi said...

Diane - oddly enough, I was drinking a WCM while I wrote this blogpost. Yeah, she is TOTALLY missing out.

Bunch - no. that isn't me. But you can see the resemblance right? Didn't I look like that in that smashing tap number I did in college? hahaha

Rick - and as dance is not in your tv que... i can assure you that those sports shows you watch (unless they are about the lakers) are not in mine either. it's a wonder we are friends.

Rick said...

When in doubt quote scripture (my paraphrase) "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a woman who watches dancing on TV to be friends with a man who watches sports and listens to country music. How, then, can anyone be friends. With man it is impossible, but with God all things are possible.
That's why we're BFFs

Kristi said...

oh RICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK (snl voice)