I was once on the fastrak to having a fabulous dancing career. Truly...I was brilliant. Okay, I'm full of crap. But I've always WANTED to be a brilliant dancer.
So I turn on this Superstars of Dance show. Which by the way, is awful. It's just missing the magic. That's all I can say.
But one thing I did take from this drab show was the reason I'm glad I'm NOT a dancer!!!!
CAUSE I LIKE TO EAT MORE THAN 1 CRACKER A DAY!!!
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3 years ago
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Holy crap..can I say that on here..but really, HOLY CRAP. I am thin, like skinny thin but I have a good 20 lbs on that chick. Wow, disturbing....maybe she is allergic to chocolate because wow, the chocolate I eat alone would give her more meat on her body.
Yikes. I am sure she is a wonderful dancer, but that is not healthy looking.
that girl DOES NOT drink white chocolate mochas!
Is this the show Roy R is building sets for?
So, wait...that's NOT a picture of YOU? I'm so thrown.
And just to show I have your back, ladies and gentlemen, I saw Kristi dance in a chaste little number called "Tom, Harry or Dick" and the girl has some serious tap chops.
I had such high hopes for that show but Josh and I were board to tears.
I'll just have to wait for So You Think You Can Dance to return.
My guideline is this: Any TV show that has the word "dance" in any of its forms will not be on my viewing list.
Diane - oddly enough, I was drinking a WCM while I wrote this blogpost. Yeah, she is TOTALLY missing out.
Bunch - no. that isn't me. But you can see the resemblance right? Didn't I look like that in that smashing tap number I did in college? hahaha
Rick - and as dance is not in your tv que... i can assure you that those sports shows you watch (unless they are about the lakers) are not in mine either. it's a wonder we are friends.
When in doubt quote scripture (my paraphrase) "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a woman who watches dancing on TV to be friends with a man who watches sports and listens to country music. How, then, can anyone be friends. With man it is impossible, but with God all things are possible.
That's why we're BFFs
oh RICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK (snl voice)
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