How to Get Arrested at Sea World

Hypothetically of course....

A family of four was visiting Sea World with a sister, brother in law, and their daughter. (In order to protect their identities, we'll refer to them as the Shempletons & the Honsons.)

The Shempletons & the Honsons wondered over to the Anheuser-Busch Hospitality Center where...oh...imagine that...they offer free samples of some of their finest beers (since Sea World is owned by A.B.) So as the adults are sipping their samples, Shmisti Shempleton offered her two children, Shmaley & Shelexi a Boxed Juice - Apple flavor.

While the adults were leisurely talking, two of the children Shmaley & Shimeley were entertaining each other with shreiking delight to the thrill of EVERYONE in the pavilion. Being somewhat distracted by the shreiks, the moms did not notice what Shelexi was doing. Imagine Shelexi's mom's dismay as she looked down and saw her 2 year old throwing back a sample of Anheuser-Busch Pale Ale. Shmisti (her mother) grabbed it from her hands in the nick of time (since another mom was headed her way with sheer TERROR in her eyes.)

Shelexi started yelling, "NO IT's MINE...IT's MINE!" "I POURED IT!" And it was only then that Shelexi's mom noticed an empty Mott's For Tots Apple Juice Box sitting beside the cup of beer. Could it be? Had she poured the apple juice into an empty sample cup?

Shimisti sniffed the evidence and found that it was indeed Apple Juice...much to the relief of everyone around us. ESPECIALLY ME...er...I mean Shimisti, since Security Guards were closing in and the stares of surrounding mothers were piercing through her soul. Shimisti quickly discarded the evidence much to the dismay of Shelexi as she was crying watching her apple juice get thrown away.

Word to the wise...if your child likes to transfer liquids from cup to cup....be sure that apple juice is not anywhere near an empty Anheuser-Busch cup.



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