I hung out with Lexi today. We went to Fashion Island since we couldn't go to the park cuz it rained.
My plan was to make it home in time for lunch. That didn't happen. She saw a McDonald's at the top of the stairs and asked if we could go.
Me - No love. No McDonald's. I can't eat there.
Lexi - Please Mom?!
Me - (lightbulb going off)... I will take you to McD's if you will go pee-pee in the potty.
Lexi - Ok.
Me - Ok you will go?
Lexi - No. I no like McDonalds anymore.
Perfect.
So we went to Subway.
We grabbed a sandwich and sat outside. A couple of cute teenage boys walked up to order a sandwich.
Lexi - There's boys mom.
Me - Yep.
Lexi - Where will dey sit?
Me - I don't know.
Lexi - Hi boys. Hi. (waving to get their attention.)
...boys do not hear her.
Me - Hey Lex...let's eat your sandwich.
Lexi - Come sit wid us boys.
....Oh man, now I am recalling the time she drug me to a volleyball game at the beach with 9 shirtless college boys playing ball. They tossed a ball over to her and she proceeded to sit down and watch with me feeling horribly awkward. Yeah...I'm getting those same feelings again.
Me - shh...Lexi, let's let them eat
...she turns to me and looks as if I betrayed her.
Lexi - da boys no have a seat mom.
Me - they will find one, it's okay.
Poor girl...I have no idea where she gets that from.
Hello world!
3 years ago
6 comments:
Lexi DRUG you to the beach volleyball game, huh? Right. :)
She's so sweet...
Jack will be devastated by her wandering eye though.
His heart belongs to Wexi...
I love that she'd rather miss out on McDs than go potty. :) I remember those potty-training days well.
Can't imagine where she gets it.......
:)
What a smart kid! If your gunna talk to strangers they should be cute college boys.
I think I need to get me some chilluns so I can have cute times like that in my life. Someday...
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