Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Things I learned at the Pediatrician's Office Today.

1. Every kid in HB is sick.

2. Every kid was in my doctor's office.

3. Every boy under 10 has no problem digging in his crotch.

4. After said crotch digging, every boy goes and plays with the communal toys.

5. 1 bottle of Purrell per visit is not nearly enough.

6. 14 year old girls when bored enough will read preschool aged books with titles such as "Barbie and the Prince" and "Courderoy goes to the doctor"

7. Single Dads check the Moms out.

8. More than 5 kids crying at the same time makes me crave a Zanex.

9. Applying a pig snout to your child's nose before the doctor comes in will make the doctor laugh really hard.

10. My 3 year old daughter is braver than me when it comes to shots.


Cindy said...

WOW . . . I'm having a flashback . . . xoxo

World of Wright said...

I Don't touch most things in my house due to the crotch digging issue. I'm not sure they grow out of that habbit either.

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Lyn said...

Poor baby - had to get a shot? Sorry, Lex. I love you and hope you're better today!

Erin said...

Great post . . . and great wisdom. Thanks for the laugh!