Haleyesque

So I have some Vegetarian Cook books in my car. The girls grabbed them and started looking through them and asking me what they were. This conversation followed:

Me-They are cookbooks for people who don't eat meat.
H - Huh?
Me - For Vegetarians.
H - What is that?
Me - People who don't eat meat.
H - I don't eat meat.
ME - Yes you do. (Haley LOVES steak.)
H - I eat steak. But I don't eat dog.
Me - So you are not a vegetarian.
H - Yes I am. I'm a dog vegetarian.
Me- Okay Haley. You are a dog vegetarian.